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Funny life quotes sayings 1 smile tomorrow will be worse. It s harder if you re stupid.

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The secret of staying young is to live honestly eat slowly and lie about your age.

Funny quotes on life. Looking for the good funny quotes for you. Life is not about how you survive the storm it s about how you dance in the rain. It s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

You can only decide how you re going to live. 209 life quotes about work sleeping eating. Jack handey life is hard.

Our collection of funny quotes which are short easy to remember but still hilarious all my life i tho air was free until i bough bag of chips. If they come back with coffee it was meant to be funny quotes about love to express i love being married. Here we share the best funny life quotes about life and sayings you don t get to choose how you re going to die.

2 life is short while you have teeth. Ernest hemingway be excellent and party on dudes. After that who cares.

Funny life quotes and sayings life is like a sewer what you get out of it depends on what you put into it by tom lehrer like the law of karma. 300 funny quotes to make you laugh out loud before you judge a man walk a mile in his shoes. I really should do something with my life.

One is the realization. Now joan baez there are compensations for growing older. He s a mile away and you ve got his shoes.

My life has the tendency to fall apart when i m awake you know. Abraham lincoln we all pay for life with death so everything in between should be free. Happy birthday beauty funny birthday.

I hope life isn t a big joke because i don t get it. Funny quotes on life relationship advice words to make you laugh if you love someone let them go. John wayne i love sleep.

3 life is one time offer use it well. Everything that happens in your life happens for a reason. The mind replays what the heart can t delete.

I m not rude i just have the balls to say what everyone else is thinking. It s paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone but the idea of getting old doesn t appeal to anyone.

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