Marriage Quotes Funny

Marriage is our last best chance to grow up joseph barth. A man in love is incomplete until he has married.

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Here are my top 25 funny marriage quotes and wedding sayings not ranked.

Marriage quotes funny. Women marry men hoping they will change. Zsa zsa gabor. Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendships all the enjoyment of sense and reason and indeed all the sweets of life joseph addison a happy man marries the girl he loves. Marriage is also three meals a day and remembering to carry the trash out joyce brothers. A happier man loves the girl he marries anonymous.

Funny marriage quotes set 2. Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl stephen leacock if you believe these funny marriage quotes you might want to take in these pieces of marriage. Health is the first wealth the second one is the happy marriage.

Get a good laugh with the collection of funny marriage quotes below. A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other. Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.

Marriage a bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them ogden nash american poet. Eat quotes love quotes people quotes. My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing you look over to your side and the only thing you re holding is a half eaten sandwich. 52 funny and happy marriage quotes with images 1. Keep your eyes wide open before marriage half shut afterwards.

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short andre maurois french writer. Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings. Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces.

There are two tests for a happy marriage. Men marry women hoping they will not. When you re in love it s the most glorious two and a half days of your life richard lewis.

All marriages are happy.

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